Acrpost: A Project of the Pacific Association of Artist Run Centres

Event Description

Look out, all opposite-sex music festivals - for the first time since 2010, the ORIGINAL-SEX (according to Scripture) music festival is back - David M.'s LILITH FOR DUDES!
Celebrate the sounds of the skin flute with NO FUN's David M. and his meaty friends Lester Interest (NO FUN majordomo for four decades), Dave Dedrick (Sneaky Dragon and Compleatly Beatles podcasts), and Pete Campbell (Wardells, Sweaters, Coach StrobCam). These prominent penis-Canadians will emerge from the LILITH FOR DUDES birthing tent pitching a tent, and proving that men don't just make great French chefs - they make great music!
Yes, it takes balls - 8 at least, not counting the road crew - to put on a musical event like LILITH FOR DUDES. And when these gentleman musicians play their music, their audience won't be sipping spicy herbal tea and clapping along through their happy tears. No, they'll be hitting the hard stuff and roaring their approval like SAVAGE BEASTS.
Whatever your genital persuasion, it's time to MAN UP with David M.'s LILITH FOR DUDES 2017 - because bigger IS better!
TWO ENORMOUSLY ENGORGING SHOWS:
Monday July 24th, 8:30 P.M. PRINCETON PUB (1901 Powell, Vancouver)
Monday July 31st, 9 P.M. HERITAGE GRILL (447 Columbia, New Westminster)
PLEASE NOTE: Our "NO GURLS ALOWED" line-up is subject to sex change. Greasepaint moustaches are not considered proof of penis. The first rule of LILITH FOR DUDES is you do not talk about LILITH FOR DUDES.
P.S. As legally mandated by a recent Human Rights Tribunal ruling, David M.'s LILITH FOR DUDES must conclude with a rendition of Joni Mitchell's "Big Yellow Taxi".
P.P.S. A more recent Human Rights Tribunal ruling prohibits the use of the word "mandated".