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COBALT BREAK IN UPDATE …..SAT NOV 18TH

WELL AS YOU’VE PROBABLY HEARD THE COBALT GOT SEVERELY ‘BREAK AND ENTERED’ EARLY THURSDAY MORNING RIGHT BEFORE ALL THE PLANETS STARTING GOING DIRECTIONAL AGAIN…..SUPER HUMAN THIEVES BENT A METAL DOOR PRACTICALLY IN HALF AND PROCEEDED TO BUST INTO ALL THE TASTY BOOZE SPECIMUMS THAT WE HAD TO OFFER AT OUR BELOVED WATERING HOLE…A SUBSTANTIAL LOSS OCCURRED WHEN ALL THE HARD LIQUOR AND A BUNCH OF BEER WAS LOADED INTO A REAL COOL BRIGHT RED METAL CORONA ENSIGNED DOLLYED TEMPORARY BAR I HAD AND LEFT THE BUILDING…[PROBABLY NOW RESIDING AT A SCRAP METAL RETURNIT….GRRRR]

.A SECOND LOAD OF JOHNS SOUND EQUIPMENT LOADED IN SHOPPING CARTS WAS HALTED BY A NONCRACKHEAD WORKMAN IN THE HOTEL SYSTEM…THANK GOODNESS SOMEONE WAS PAYING ATTENTION WITH HOW LOUD THE DAMAGE TO THE BAR WAS WITH METAL SHACKLES OF LOCKDOWN BEING TWISTED.. PRIED AND BANGED OPEN….AS A FINAL ACT OF DEFIANCE THE SUPER HUMAN THIEVES KNOWING HOW MUCH I LOATHE SNOW DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUN TO LET OFF THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS IN THE BAR AND BEER COOLER…..SO I APOLOGIZE FOR THE FAKE SNOW LOOK TO THE LIQUOR I DO HAVE LEFT….

THE POLICE TOLD ME THAT IM BASICALLY SHIT OUTTA LUCK AS NO ONE WAS ACTUALLY SEEN LEAVING THE PREMISES WITH THE STOLEN LIQUOR…NEVER MIND THAT SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY SEEN WITH JOHNS SOUND EQUIPMENT…..THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMM….

AS A RESULT…..I WILL BE HOSTING A BENEFIT TO BUY SOME MORE FUCKIN BOOZE AND GET THE DESK CLERK OF THE HOTEL A HEARING AID BENEFIT SHOW ON SATURDAY NOVEMBER 25TH WITH A MINIMUM 5 DOLLAR DONATION AT THE DOOR….SO FAR WE HAVE 2 LOCAL BANDS THE FONDLERS AND LANARK PLAYING AND A SIDE SHOW ACT NEIL E DEE TO ENTHRALL YOU…I SURE MORE PERFORMERS WILL COME OUTTA THE WOODWORK TO PLAY FOR THIS DESPERATE AND WORTHY CAUSE…IF YOU WANT TO PLAY LET ME KNOW AS I AM EMAILING AND POSTING THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE NOW THAT THE INITIAL SHOCK… BOOZE AND 15 HR RESECURING THE BAR COUPLE OF DAYS HAVE CALMED DOWN A BIT….SPECIAL THANX TO CANNIBAL AND AL FOR THE HANDY NEW DOOR AND LOCKING SYSTEMS THAT ARE IN PLAY NOW…..

P.S. ANYONE GOT A LINE OR RECOMMENDATION ON A DECENT YET ECONOMICAL ALARM SYSTEM?

GOOD LUCK NEXT TIME HERCULTHIEVES….. :X
wendythirteen
wendythirteen@telus.net
604 764 PUNK.