Patrick Hellyer

"I’m Patrick Hellyer, a towering 6-foot-2 bundle of raw, raunchy comedy, and if you’re looking for someone who’s loud, borderline offensive, and capable of making you laugh while questioning your life choices—then I’m your guy. Oh, and did I mention I’m ginger? That’s right, I’ve got great hair, and by ""great,"" I mean it’s a flaming symbol of my fiery wit and, let’s be honest, an odd source of my comedy power. My style is a mixture of lowbrow humor and absolutely no filter. I yell, I shout, I might make you uncomfortable—and that’s exactly the point. I’ve been told I’m like the comedy equivalent of a hot dog on a rollercoaster: big, sloppy, and surprisingly exhilarating once you strap in. Now, a little about myself: I’m not your typical “stand-up guy.” For one, I’m overweight. This is not just a joke about my body; it’s a lifestyle choice. You see, I have perfected the art of squeezing humor out of every extra pound, every crease, and every awkward moment where I bend over to tie my shoe and feel like I’m auditioning for a role in a ""Lord of the Rings"" movie. If you’re looking for a comic who can make fat jokes that aren’t tire... more...