The Fucking Eagles

GAPTOOTH JUKEBOX RECORDS PEDANTIC FUCK-ALL OMMISION STATEMENTS RE: THE FUCKING EAGLES THE TOTEM IS STRONG The Fucking Eagles are a fuck + cluck music group of contentious quality with no coherent thrill line. Posing interlopers. Hack-happy chancers. Self-aware maladroits ghost-smithing varied scraps and hooks yoinked from a dusty American R&R narrative to scratch out a shameless howl & dumb wholly steeped in barren third-world city sophisticrap affectations. Formed in 2005 in the arsenic drenched, barren landscapes and history-heavy bar back-rooms of industrial old town Tacoma, Washington and imbibed on shared lifetimes of toxic smelter air and Rosalie ghost stories, the quattro seeks to serve up all that smoky sweet raw-packed haunted-city ware in loud, danceable, junk soul form. Never mind the caustic name and the faux-tough aire, good-timey frug and shug is the totem..rocky, rolly, the cottonpickin' holy - it's all there, cooing with the excellently bedheaded masses to unfold their arms, get on their feet, and fuck out loud right along with. The soul-full-of-it and the soulless, Brill Building tenant discards, and all manner of clunky rhythm'n lose not-so-originals and shoul... more...