David M.

Born in New Westminster
Across the bridge they go
Into sunny Surrey
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LIttle Paul and David
Watch them as they grow
How come they're so quiet?
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David likes the music
On the radio
He wants a tape recorder
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Paul gets in a club band
They go to Tokyo
He likes 'em Oriental
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They met through an acquaintance
Paul was now a pro
Thought David was a doorknob
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David thought that Paul was
Some kind of stupid 'mo
'Cuz he was into fag rock
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Just a little later
Lester booked some shows
For a week at Rohan's
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Paul did the gigs for money
He did 'em for the dough
His feeble mind was poisoned
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When they became a duo
They couldn't budge a toe,
Weighted down by deadbeats
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But everybody left them
And they were all alone
'Cuz they were bigger deadbeats
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[Attic Records rejection letter]

Now they're so productive
Hear the music flow!
Rockin' diarrhea
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If you buy a cassette
Or go and see a show
You'll only make it longer
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