The Amazing Larry's

We are Canada's first failure at creating a test tube band. Canadian scientists, jealous that American scientists first discovered the colour of the universe and that music affects the pleasure regions of the brain, decided that to spite their southern co-nerds they would create something much more impressive than the egg harness thing they did last year. Sadly, they were drunk. Not that they couldn't hold their alcohol, it's just that as scientists they loved to watch shows like M.A.S.H. and created a replica of the infamous still out of old lawn gnome bongs. Also, they drink much more than you or me. We all met at a kegger, convinced our new lush friends that we were all from test tubes and went on to play our first tour in Children's hospitals for deaf children all across our great nation. We also love puppies.