David M.

Born in New Westminster Across the bridge they go Into sunny Surrey No Fun bio LIttle Paul and David Watch them as they grow How come they're so quiet? No Fun bio David likes the music On the radio He wants a tape recorder No Fun bio Paul gets in a club band They go to Tokyo He likes 'em Oriental No Fun bio They met through an acquaintance Paul was now a pro Thought David was a doorknob No Fun bio David thought that Paul was Some kind of stupid 'mo 'Cuz he was into fag rock No Fun bio Just a little later Lester booked some shows For a week at Rohan's No Fun bio Paul did the gigs for money He did 'em for the dough His feeble mind was poisoned No Fun bio When they became a duo They couldn't budge a toe, Weighted down by deadbeats No Fun bio But everybody left them And they were all alone 'Cuz they were bigger deadbeats No Fun bio [Attic Records rejection letter] Now they're so productive Hear the music flow! Rockin' diarrhea No Fun bio If you buy a cassette Or go and see a show You'll only make it longer No Fun bio... more...